Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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