- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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