What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Potassium? K.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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