How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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I love pissing people off :P

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vitamin c

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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