- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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