- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Man U

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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