- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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