- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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