How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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