- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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