- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

bite me

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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