What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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gingers

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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