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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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