whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what does a chair look like? a chair.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

I'm homeless.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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