- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

why did the blue berry cross the road

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What is 9+10? 19

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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