What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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