- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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