You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's worse than this That :(

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

who is really lanky? james cornish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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