Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

your mama so old, shes dead.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Men's rights

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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