What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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