Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

I love pissing people off :P

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

vitamin c

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

YOU

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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