- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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