- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the new green? Green

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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