- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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