- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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