69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's big and purple? Barney

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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