- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Your're racist.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

an ethopian thanksgiving

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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