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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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