Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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