- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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