If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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