Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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