- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

angelo snyder is not ga

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A Jew walks into Macy's

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