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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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