- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did you poop because you are a poop

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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