Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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