- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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