- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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