- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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