- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Gustavo Andrade

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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