What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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