- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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