- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

think twice or at least think

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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