- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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