- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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