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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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