What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A man did not like this site

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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