- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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