What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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black people

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

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