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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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