What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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