Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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