- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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