- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants water? I do.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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