- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red, yup.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Barack Obama.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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