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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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