Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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