- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what's funny about war? nothing!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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