- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Anyone can post anything.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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