When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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