A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What comes after 69? 70

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Knock knock.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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