- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What fires shots? A gun

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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