- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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