What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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