- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Barack Obama.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

run farther?

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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