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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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