Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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boobs!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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mikey is cute

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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