- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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