- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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