- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What is black and has no education A tire.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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