Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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