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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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