- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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