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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

who is not good looking? mon morello

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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