What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

this website is a bad joke

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Anti Joke

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