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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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