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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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