- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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