- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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