Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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