- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How many light bulbs? 1

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

38 studio's new game... Finance City

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??