- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A penis walks into a bar..

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why are white people white? I don't know

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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