Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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PICKLES

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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