- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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