- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Justin with a hat.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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