- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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