- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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