whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Knock knock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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