- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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