-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Your mother is average.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, yup.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

child labor

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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